If you like a little comedy with your curry or a laugh with your laksa then try not to spit out your food as you review our list of the funniest takeaway names from across the globe.

1. Is that you Don Corny-leone?

2. Further proving that some people NEVER grow up

3. Magically eliminating garlic breath

4. No kids allowed

5. A great place to pick up chips

6. We concur

7. Scott to do better than that if you want to grow up to be a real store

8. Neeeeeear farrrrrr, whereverrr yoooouuu arrrrrre

9. There’s something a bit fishy about this one

10. Well, how dare you

Source: Buzzfeed

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