Because the sweet and sour tang of barbeque sauce will render you unable to enjoy the simplicity of a regular Napolitano pizza base


… and the succulent chicken pieces will cunningly convince you you must have more when you are well and truly full


Because the infectious fragrance of onion, honey, and garlic that the sauce provides, leaves you infatuated, like a victim of some cheesy love potion


… and one bite of the crisp yet tender base will help you forget all of your troubles.


Because the signature smoky musk will haunt you until the next time you cross paths


… and everything else you ever eat will pale in comparison the delicate mouthfuls of wood fired chicken.

"Don't" order yourself a barbecue chicken pizza now, unless you want to experience this "terrible" fate.