The best things in life are not free. They are bought online. They are either food items you can eat, or inedible items that look like food you can eat.

This Christmas, give your food loving friends and family the novelty items you've always wanted. It means they'll be able to carry around little pieces of your hungry heart with them forever and always.

FOR YOUR LITTLE BROTHER

A tiny taco that holds his earphones so they don't become a tangled mess of tears in his bag.

FOR YOUR SISTER

She might always steal the last spring roll, but only because you didn't think of it first.

Hopefully these Chinese takeaway box earrings will distract her from sneaking some seconds you've secreted away.

FOR DAD

Forget about golf club covers. Dads across the country have been asking for sushi socks.

FOR GRANNY

A candle that smells like a burrito, because what else would an elderly woman want?

FOR FIDO

Pets are part of the family and don't deserve to be humiliated like this, but...

It's a dog. In a hot dog. Literally a hot dog.

FOR BAE

More serious than a gold ring, because pizza.

FOR YOURSELF

Give yourself the one thing you truly want this Christmas: a way to carry around that last cheesy slice. Also useful as pizza protection from hungry housemates who struggle with the 'no sharesies' concept.

That last gift? You'll need pizza to make it work.

ORDER ONE NOW!