Christmas is a time for generosity, but that doesn’t mean it can’t also be a time to kindly and gently encourage your loved ones to stop trying (read as failing) to cook. Everybody has talents, but for some theirs might lay closer to selecting dishes from a menu, than sautéing them. Celebrate those close to you for who they really are this Christmas, with these not-so-subtle gifts for people who just shouldn’t cook.


1) For the sister who should stick to leftover takeaway

2) For the brother from another mother who’s mouth’s like a gutter

3) For the Mum who’s cooking ‘aint so yum

4) For the Gran who got all her cooking tips from Arsenic and Old Lace

5) For the realistic Aunt who is easily cheered with a pun

6) For the best friend who gets hot in the kitchen even when she’s not burning the food

7) For the panicky co-worker who is known for stinking out the office kitchen

Make your gift giving choices and grab some dinner while you’re at it. Order online now.