Chance that you've had one of these experiences:  90%. Likelihood it will make your takeaway any less tasty:0%

Who has the discipline to wait for pizza to cool down?


That's it! From now on we just order from the first place that starts with a random letter of the alphabet.

Not for long!


Tacos should come with a bib.


Do you think she noticed I stole some?

When no one is looking, EAT ALL THE THINGS!

 Order online now and see which chart your night will fall into.