As soon as the fresh desk calendar flips open to January 1, who can even remember what happened last week, let alone last year?

Heaps, apparently.

MILKSHAKE MONSTROSITIES

This ‘Freakshake’ frenzy started in the mighty ACT and quickly spread its deliciously overloaded tentacles to the rest of the nation.

 

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THE DRESS

Was it blue and black or white and gold? May this entire section of internet history R.I.P forevermore.

PIZZA RAT

Pizza Rat is all of us.

T-SWIFT'S GIRL GANG

Seriously, how many famous people can one girl be friends with??

Is that you, Olivia Benson?

 

MOST LIKED INSTA PHOTO, EVER

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram photo of love heart hair got the most likes in Instagram history.

Pizza-shaped hair would've been more impressive, but hey.

 

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<3 JEFF GOLDBLUM 4EVA

Jurassic World took us back to the 90s classics.

BACK TO THE FUTURE DAY

Lovers of Marty McFly finally got to celebrate October 21st, 2015.

Reminder: 2015 life not as cool as promised.

J-BIEBS NUDITY SCANDAL

Mostly his dad's creepy tweet though.

NETFLIX, FINALLY!

Then “Netflix and chill” became a thing.

Then your parents started asking you to explain “Netflix and chill” and you realised it had gone too far.

JUST FYI...

...you are now closer to 2030 than the year 2000.

Breathe. Breathe. Order. Breathe.